- Username: LetsEfNow
- Height: 6’0
- Weight: 185 lbs
- Age: Ask Me
- Hair: Some
- Eyes: Two
- Teeth: Ask Me
- Where: Your Place
- When: Right Now!, Lunchtime
- HIV Status: Ask Me
- Into: Buddies, Role Play, Canoodling, Ask Me
Hey guys, what’s up? First off, I’m not on here for sex, so if that’s all you’re after, see you later. I want more from a guy than just an anonymous hook-up. You have to have a personality and hobbies. For example, I collect porn and I like to hook up. What are your hobbies? They’d better be more than meeting dudes online and drinking at the bars because if they’re not, see you later.
I’m not into drama in any forms and don’t want any drama queens. You have to be relaxed. The last guy I went out with was really cool but he got too caught up in the drama. I told him I cheated on him (because I’m an honest guy and you need to be, too) and he got all angry and started huffing and puffing all over the place. Then he said he needed time to think. Whoa, drama! Can you say “head games”? I told him I didn’t need it. I believe relationships need to be stress-free and so should you. Life’s too short.
As for looks, I think they’re important, but they’re not everything. I stay in great shape (32” waist) and expect that (32” waist) in my partner. I don’t really care what you look like as long as you are fit, white, hot, between 5’10” and 5’11” with an 8x5c, 167 lbs., super unbelievably porn-star sexy with all your hair, no glasses, only one tattoo (prefer tribal but open) on your lower back only and no more than two percent body fat. I used to be more strict about looks but I find that, as I get older, it’s more what’s on the inside of a guy that counts. Also, it doesn’t matter to me if you’re a top, bottom or versatile so long as you know I’m always a top and that’s not negotiable. I like all kinds.
What else about me . . . people say I’m very straight-acting and I take that as a compliment. One thing I think our community needs is more diversity and no drag queens. You won’t find me at the bars but I’m very comfortable with who I am. I just choose to show it in my own way, in private where no one can see us. That’s why I prefer meeting in a dark, secluded place. I'll be in sunglasses. You wear a hat.
As for work, I have a really interesting and cool job but I’ll save telling you about if for later. I’m not famous or anything but I don’t like to give out too much info about myself off the bat. You know, stalkers and all. That’s another thing—don’t be a stalker! One guy I went out with stalked me and that was enough. I got a call from him at my work one day early in the relationship—yeah, he called my work phone—and I was like, “Dude! We’ve only been dating for two months. Chill out. What are you gonna want next, my last name?” What a freak-o. See you later.
I guess, deep down, I’m just a loving, sweet guy with a big heart. OK, I’ve got an amazing body, too, but that’s just icing on the cake (though I don’t eat cake or saturated fats and neither should you, J/K . . . maybe). You be:
Sincere, honest, dependable, GWM looking for LTR, STD/DnD-free but PnP OK if 1 on 1, into JO, S&M, B&D a +, A&F/FCUK a -, U of A leading FSU 13-7 in 2nd quarter, A2 +B2 = C2. I am LDS. UB2.
If this is you, hit me up! I’m away from my computer often so if I don’t get back to you right away, don’t freak. But if I don’t get back to you eventually, that’s on purpose. Must have pix of face, body, arms, lower left thigh, requisite back tattoo and current shots of both parents so I know what you’ll look like when you age. I WILL NOT REPLY IF YOU DON’T HAVE PIX. See you later :)
This article reprinted with permission of Envy Man magazine.
